* What is bravery without a dash of recklessness?

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    welcome… to Nothing Park

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    “You have a T-Rex?”

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    “No.”

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    They’re going crazy on LinkedIn

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    wileycap:

    “It’s not necromancy. Yes- no, I’m not being a fucking pedant, I went to school for this. It’s a twenty-year degree. I studied for twenty fucking years, so- nevermind, the point is it’s not necromancy.

    "The difference is that these corporate motherfuckers are just making a corpse move. I reanimate a corpse, I bring back a spirit, I stuff the spirit into the corpse, and then the spirit takes orders from me. They just load the spell up with an endless amount of ifs. It looks the same, but it-

    "You’re not getting it. Just the other day, there was a Dark Lord down near the Swamp of Tears, he ordered a bunch of skeletons from these guys- yeah, you heard about it? Guy lost 50 henchmen because the fuckin’ skeletons were hallucinating. The spellcrafter forgot to draw a partition rune.

    "It’s cheaper up front, but they get you on all the add ons. You gotta buy their special magic powder or the connection gets wonky. You know they have a 24% service fee now? And if you’re in a low-service region they just contract the job out to a local tower wizard anyways.

    "My spirits are just happy to get pulled out of the crushing darkness behind the veil, you know? Happy to have senses again, sniff some air, see the sights. None of this extra bullshit: you tell ‘em what you want 'em to do, they do it. Look. Tell you what, you get my skeleton package and I’ll toss in a pair of zombies. Guaranteed to slow down any adventurer. Yeah, let me just take down your address…”

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  7. Oct 19, 25184,327 notes

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    A post on the r/energydrinks subreddit with a picture of a monster drink frozen into a popsicle and the title "Does making energy drinks into popsicles lower the efficacy if the caffeine? I enjoy mixing together multiple kinds of energy drinks and freezing them into caffeinesciles... but if the freezing process is degrading the caffeine molecules, I'll stop immediately. I need maximum torque."ALT
    A comment from u/longrange_tiddymilk that reads "No it shouldn't change the caffeine bioavailability or it's effectiveness. Have you tried shoving the Popsicle up your ass?" OP u/Limo-Dick_Calvin replies, "No, I haven't but if I were to boof an energy drink I think this would definitely be the way to do it. I think I'll schedule a time for myself to boof a caffeinesicle tomorrow at 11am. Edit: I did it. [link to update post]" u/Glad-Jellyfish-69 replies, "bro is going to the ER with frostbite in their colon [frozen emoji]"ALT
    Post from u/Limp-Dick_Calvin on r/energydrinks reading: "Update: Energy Drink Popsicle Successfully Boofed. Trip Report: Hey guys, its limp dick calvin, many of you might of seen my post yesterday about my practice of freezing my energy drinks into icy caffeinesicles for my sucking pleasure. Now, quite a few creative folks recommended that I boof the popsicle for maximum caffeine absorption. I've always wanted to boof something, whether that be alcohol, acid, or caffeine, but I never have. Acid is feasible I guess, but the idea of pouring a liquid down my rectum just sounds difficult and unpleasant. For one, my butthole is rather tight as it has never been penetrated, so I can't imagine my brown balloon knot would be accepting of any liquid visitors, if you know what I mean. Another thing is if I managed to get the liquid in there, and then stood up, is it just coming right back out? Just a total mess of a concept imo. However, a caffeinesicle actually provides me with the perfect way to get an energy drink up my asshole. So, I froze a thinner than usual popsicle last night with a mixture of C4 and monster energy, and this morning at 11am, I went into my backyard and used a chair to sit on the popsicle, successfully booing it. I didn't know if I should bob up and down on it like a dildo, so l just sat there. And boy, was it COLD. I felt like I was being possessed by a frost demon. However, I felt absolutely electrified. Like my blood was made of energy drink itself. I don't know if it was the freezing cold, or the rapid absorption of caffeine through my colon, or both. This felt like adderall being mainlined into my veins."ALT
    continued from previous post: "After about 3 minutes or so, the popiscle had completely melted in my asshole. I looked around for witnesses, stood up, pulled up my pants, and went to go take a shower in case any leaked out onto my legs. It's been 3 hours since and I still feel like a thousand bucks. I feel like all my brain fog is gone and if I wanted to, I could teach myself how to do commercial real estate in like 6 hours of research. I feel like my brain is limitless. Anyway, just wanted to share with you guys. I'll probably be doing this a couple times a week now. That's about it. See ya." Comment from u/ImpactFire1021: "I need to get off this app man"ALT

    Things are happening on reddit

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    wurmeatworld:

    A 7 panel comic. Panel 1: A busty clown is surprised when someone comments, "Damn! Nice tits!  Must be a clown girl." Panel 2: The clown removes a pair of breast forms.  The onlooker says, "Oh." Panel 3: "Uh, sorry sir," says the onlooker. Panel 4: The clown pulls a binder over their head, revealing large breasts in a tank top.  The onlooker says, "W" Panel 5: The clown stands still to show their breasts Panel 6: The clown pulls a pair of breast forms off their chest. Panel 7: "But why?" exclaims the onlooker.ALT
    A 7 panel continuation of the comic. Panel 1: The clown pulls what is revealed to be another binder over their head, revealing large breasts.  "Stop that," says the onlooker. Panel 2.  The clown stands still. Panel 3: The clown removes another pair of breast forms. Panel 4: The onlooker says, "Jeeez" Panel 5: As the clown unzips their binder to reveal breast forms on top of another binder with a Miku print, the onlooker says, "Okay, I get it.  Nice trick" Panel 6: The onlooker, wearing a shirt that says "Wise Guy", continues, "but what is in your pants?" Panel 7: A spring loaded boxing glove punches the onlooker in the face from below.ALT

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